PRESENTING: Herman Cain in ”Imagine there’s no pizza…”
What’s better, this or the best picture ever of Mitt Romney?
UPDATE: BONUS LYRICS
Imagine there’s no pizza, I couldn’t if I tried
Eating only tacos, Or Kentucky Fried
Imagine only burgers, It’s frightening and sadYou’re lucky you have pizza, To feed your kids for you
Only frosting or cookies, And no dishes you must do
Imagine eating pizza, Each and every dayYou may say that it’s junk food, But to me it’s so much more
It gives my life its meaning, And it makes a lot of doughImagine mozzarella, Anchovies on the side
And maybe, pepperoni, Rounds out your pizza pie
Imagine getting pizza, Delivered to your doorYou don’t have to give up now, On my skateboard I will go
I’ll be back in 30 minutes, I just bought DominoesAll I am saying, Is give pizza a chance
All I am saying, Give pizza a chance!
All I am saying, Is give pizza a chance
All I am saying, You’ve got to, got to give pizza a chance!(H/T Daily Beast)
oh man this is gold, imagine eating pizza everyday-it’s only 9.99, herman cain lol…
